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So, Mark, have you seen the ladies? Yeah, I saw. What do you think? Well, I mean, they did look a little tired, but that's a long trip flying in from Mount Olympus. And what we did was we sat him down. I gave him a little bit

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of the God of the Nectars, and they sprung right back out. Nectar of the gods of the good stuff works every time. That's right. I'm so glad because I know they're goddesses of love, and they're usually very sweet. But I was just I was hoping this

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wasn't one of those certain times. I don't know what I don't know what kind of time you're worried about. I can only tell you that they're thrilled to be co hosts of Fog Town Network. I mean, who wouldn't be? We've got Adam and Eve. We've got

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Cupid. We've got Romeo and Juliet. I mean, Albert, you put together an all star lineup from top to bottom. You know, Mark, would you say all star lineup? You make me think about baseball. It's just like baseball. I mean, you get your best lineup out in

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the field and you let them do their things Well, like we say before a big game. Let's play two. Let's do it. Oh, go to Frisco. Just like a blanket above Fuck over Frisco. Where can you be hiding my love? When I was four, mhm from

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the city and when the heat got me down Um, I used to dream of setting ready in my body as part of time. Uh oh, you're no, you're what I miss. So please let her know I've been Blue Bug of Frisco. You know, I'm dependent on

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you When I was San Francisco live from the state of the art Viacom studio on Folsom Street, we bring you our city's favorite variety show, Fog Town Network. Let's take the chill out of Fog town by giving a warm welcome to our host, the man of

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1000 friends Mark Caskey company who I want to welcome you all to fog town networks live Valentine's Day celebration. And really, this is a celebration of love that we're talking about definitely, and the history of love as well. And you know, when I think about my

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own experience, I feel really lucky because I've been fortunate in love all my life and I want, you know, I thank the goddesses of love all the time. Oh, Mark. But I never, never call you in my wildest fantasy that I'd be able to thank them

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in person. But thanks to Fog Town Network here with us tonight in the studio are those two sisters of love, Aphrodite and Venus. I gotta tell you, I am totally, totally thrilled and ecstatic to have you here. We are thrilled to be very excited to be

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here with you tonight. We heard about your situation and we traveled. We traveled all the way from Olympus. It's a big trip. Just for just for just for you. Well, Mark, we hear you're having a little bit of trouble, so we're here to help you out.

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Appreciate it. I appreciate What do you have plans? Well, we're gonna give you a few love tips, and we're just gonna talk. We're gonna call some people were just gonna learn. Good. Good. Well, actually, it comes at a real good time from him. As I said,

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I've been real lucky in love for a long time, but I'm having a sense that the tide the winds are changing. Uh, it might be a good time to reevaluate. Maybe take a different approach to it. All right. Better to do it with than the two

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of you. So I'm really looking. This, I hope is gonna be a really successful night for me. Okay, Mark. Well, we just like to ask you a couple questions. Sort of everyday questions to see how you react to everyday situations. Okay, go ahead. I mean, I

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mean, given the task 1st, 1st mark. Can I see your thumbs? Just give us a give us a little thumbs. Thumbs up. Quick. Thumbs up. Look at the left closer. Okay, let's look a little longer, okay? Can you give us a little like Ah, uh, okay.

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Let's get right on with things, Okay? Okay. Mark, the first question we want to ask you is you have a girlfriend, and she's experiencing what you mortals call premenstrual syndrome PMS. Okay. Do you You've heard of it? Okay. Good. Do you go on a mysterious week

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long business trip? Mm hmm. Be asked her if she's on the rag. See? Learn to say yes, dear. In 10 different languages, what would you do, Mark? Well, actually, I don't feel like I fit into one category completely. It's kind of like one third a and

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two thirds. See? Okay. All right. The correct answer. Actually. You see, humor, women, we give birth, You know, I don't know if you know, but I'm going to give you but a little brother or sister soon. How appropriate that Venus is pregnant. She's been busy. I've

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been very busy. Yeah. Okay, let's ask one more question. Okay? Your girlfriend goes shopping, she comes home, she's wearing a new outfit. She gets into her outfit, she comes out. She says, Honey, how do I look? Do I look fat? You say, Hey, Free Willy from

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that dress. It's such a terrible name for a movie. Don't you think it sounds like a British porno film? Okay, be it doesn't matter anyway, because we're going to a dark movie theater. See, you look as beautiful as the first dawn of spring. I would say,

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See, every time I go, this is looking good. Okay, Now we're gonna we're gonna have more questions, but we're gonna cut right now because our first guests on fog town tonight is a special figure from history. Fighting Adam. Oh, we don't have some stories to tell

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you about Adam later. Hello. Thank you. Flog town for having me on on Adam and I've just been introduced. You're familiar with me as the first man. And it's true. One would think I would have gotten more exposure over the years. Clearly being the first man,

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I'm quite famous in my own right. Uh, but as where? I haven't really had a good representation recently. I I used to have the best. Mind you. I mean, everyone used to paint me, Giotto, Donatello, tissue and even Michelangelo's. I can assure you a few times,

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but, uh, this is a show about love. I was asked to talk about love, and I feel quite capable to do that because I think I'm the man with the longest running relationship in history. Though the Guinness Book won't list it is that it's been, uh,

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even I were together for somewhere upwards of 2500 years. I'm not exactly right after that. And then for the past 900 or so, we've been separated. And let me tell you, I think basically why we left each other. Why I left her actually was. She has

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control issues, actually, uh, you know, quite big ones, actually. I mean, we were together a long time, and I kept having to hear the same thing as you know, be home on time, all this kind of stuff. I mean, it was a little traditional in its

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own right, like marriages and, uh, the apple. It does bring it back. She's got a great cook. Oh, by the way, apple cook up. But again, that's inside. So what was it then? That, you know, it was just too much having to deal with this. And

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then, of course, though her lock started happening after 2500 years, there were more tribes more than just the 12th. Uh, you know, they were spoken about in the Old Testament, and I became a little attracted to what was happening around me. There was a lot more

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to be curious about, and you've had a problem with that, which is something I had a problem with her having a problem with me because let's talk about this for a second. She's the one who bit the apple. She's the one who been in now. I

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wanted to bite some real flesh. I mean enough of the skin. I mean, let's let's talk about reality so she wouldn't have any of that. I decided to leave. But what I'm most excited about actually is, um mm is actually the script I've got floating around.

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It's fog Town. It's basically a docudrama. We're thinking about going live from the live from the garden. I'm going to anchor a show. It's, uh we're gonna get into what was real then. I mean, what was tangible was real. The reality that things were real, we

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weren't talking about virtual sex. I mean, think about this for a second. Moving virtual said that they were virtual sex. Perhaps I wouldn't have lost the rib. Perhaps we wouldn't have needed any of that. And and so this is important to note this is this is

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perhaps I think the thing I most want to bring to us now, that's why I'm floating this out. I'm hoping fog town has the budget for it. Actually, let me just say this will show you the kind of shape we were in the garden. Now, I

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don't know if actually, I'm going to be able to bring this mic down with me. But let me just demonstrate that because things were pure Mm. Okay. Oh, And then after that, we'd pose because we had lots of work. Mhm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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Well, I've been coined in Kabul Yeah, And I've been blooming dear since I lost my heart's first shoot Yeah, well, I'm Dr Salty Tears Mhm alone tonight I'm staring down the ceiling And you're the one I see Yeah, yeah, honey, I want you in the worst

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story Yeah, The way we used to be Mhm, mhm for dear We know it always happens We pour ourselves another one The pines of pity And a shot of curry Doubles For the ones we've loved alone Tonight I'm staring down the ceiling And you're the one

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I see Honey, I want you in words the way we used to be Yeah, Mhm Mm That all dream We'd never fallen Yeah, And i'll dream I kiss your mouth again And even when I find another you'll be the one

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who holds me then yeah, yeah alone Tonight I'm staring down this evening in your I want to Mhm, honey, I want you in the words the way we used to. Yeah, yeah. Honey, I want to words the way we used Mhm. Honey, I want you in

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worst. Mhm. Yeah, that was a beautiful song. Really beautiful song. But, you know, but, you know, seeing Adam those workshops where they talk about getting in touch with your inner child. Can we talk about Even though I talk about it? I want to get in touch

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with my inner atom, but we want to talk about it for a second because it was coming on here, and she's a personal friend of ours. We love. We love. Each has been blamed for a lot of negativity, Which I mean, come on. You want to

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tell them how we met Adam? Oh, my God. We have a great Adam's story. So we were hanging out in Mount Olympus, and we're getting kind of bored. So we decided that we wanted to go down and sleep with Immortal. Why we wanted to do this

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when our husbands are gone. God, really? Hi, honey. Anyway, so we go to this great little garden cafe. Adorable. Zeus. Zeus wasn't enough. Jesus. Well, we're busy women anyway, so we order an apple tart because I was hungry, so I started eating it. It tastes fantastic.

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I say, Take a bite, Take a little bite. Adam. Adam is like, No, no, no. Really Up to take a bite at this apple tart. He's like, um, insistent on it. So there's an Adam. Come on, loosen up. Take a bite. It's a little bit of

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the episode. He takes a bite and then he takes the body. Looks at me. I feel naked. It was terrifying, really been naked into it. Adam relaxed. We start grooving without a massage, trying to get him to calm down. Suddenly the parts it's God understand that

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fabulous to me. I don't understand this. It was fabulous. And then Adam jumps up from his chair, runs into the bushes, grabs a big leaf, a little fig leaf. I'm not a huge big. This could be the reason why he's a little bit uptight, but anyway,

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he leaves. We haven't seen him since. Okay, really? Well, speaking of Eve, which is what you've been doing, I believe Adam, I'm trying to keep it quiet. We're just about to join Eve. Right now. We're gonna visit with even she's going to be our next guest

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on the Valentine's Special. Lucky? Yes. Yeah, right. Thanks. Fog to network. It's great to be on. And, uh, you know, I'm really happy to be here. I thought that I was going to be here talking about love, but And Venus Aphrodite. Thank you for bringing this

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up. And by the way, let me know when you have one of those women's self birthing retreats up at Mount Olympus. I want to go again. Oh, so much fun. Uh, you know, I'm a little bit angry, okay? I've got a lot of anger coming up

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for me right now, and basically, I don't want to cast dispersions on a certain someone's character. Um, but I just want to set the record straight. I broke up with him, Okay? I called it off. I broke up with him. It was 10. 70. It was

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the Norman thing. I'll just give you give you an example. Basically, he blamed me for all his own inadequacies. Basically. I mean, he just I guess he just felt inadequate, and I don't know what that was about, but he blamed me for it and didn't give

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you a perfect example. 10 66. The Norman thing. So he goes on auditions for the conquest, and he fainted under the chain mail or something like that. Flat feet. I don't know. He didn't make it. And he comes home and he starts yelling at me. You

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know, I am sorry. I'm in the process of finding out who I am as a person as a woman, and he couldn't handle that, you know? And I was ready to help him through it and be there with him while he faced his own fear or

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whatnot. But I think he he he instead wanted to flee from it. And so he blamed me. He calls me a shrew. Me, I'm gentle and kind. Okay. I mean, I am as sweet as they come. And basically, I think what it was you know, is

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that he felt he owned me. You know, I came from his rib, right, and he felt that I was his placing. And, you know, because God said he shall have Dominion over every living thing upon the earth. You know, the cattle on the earth and the

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fowl of the air and the fish of the sea, and every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth says right. So in the Bible, Adam felt that I was a creeping thing upon the earth. Now I'm into that every now and again. You know, kinky thing.

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That's fine. But not all the time. Okay? I'm my own person when he just couldn't handle that, and so I had to leave him, you know? But he looks good. He looks good. I mean, for £100 of clay. What are you gonna do? He looks good.

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You know, it's good to see him, but I just wanted to set the record straight. All right, that's all, by the way. These are good. Who got these? These are good. This is good. Oh. Mm. Shaking like a live on a tree That's coming News from

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the still shaking like a leaf on a tree Because I'm coming loose from a man I'm like a weeping willow weeping on my pillow for years and years There ain't no sweet man that's worth the salt of my tears Yeah, Down and down He dragged me

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like a fiend The nag me for years and years There ain't no sweet man, That's what The south of my tears Although I may be blue still I'm through Gonna tell them goodbye Rather than have that man gonna leave me down and just die Brokenhearted sisters

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aggravating misters Lend me or hear the rain Does sweet man that's worth the salty your tears One time I met a gent broken bent He was singing the blues I took him in and just the sure Essen he walked up with my hub His new shoe

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shoes, shoes, shoes rather than me isn't I would go to prison and give breaches that there ain't no sweet man. That's what the sun, however, uh, is no how mhm Thank you so much. Oh, really? I wonder that was Connie champagne. And that's That's from a

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show that she's gonna be in called those damn calla lilies. She's a goddess. She's great. She's truly love any woman in red. You know, I can start to feel something happening. Something's happening. Something magic. Really? Yeah, of course, it's hard being surrounded by the two of

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you helps, but so where are we? We have we have we have a question. We have another kind of everyday kind of question for you, Mark. Hit me with it. I'm ready. Okay. Now, Mark, your girlfriend asked you to go out and buy her tampons. This

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is the test of a secure man. Very secure man. Is this something that you would do? I wouldn't have to go out and buy him. Actually, I keep some in the apartment all the time. Really? Really, Zach, you one points there. There is a woman out

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there for you actually find. Yeah. Okay. Well, good. And this is all helping. I mean, this is good exposure for me, you know, here I am on The Love Show with Aphrodite and Venus. And so we got somebody else coming up next, I guess. And we're

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gonna keep going on and we can keep talking while the entertainments on. But let's just get ready for our next guest. I didn't know you were going to be here. No, I guess you didn't. Well, I am. I can see that. Oh, really? You can. Because

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that's funny. You're turned away and surprise. You see anything over here? Yes. Well, I'm I'm a little upset, perhaps. Oh, I bet you are. You know, it's just like you, Adam. You know, if you can't have the solo, you're just kind of take your fig leaf

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and go to a big joke. The fig leaf today, huh? Let me just tell you. Ive okay? I mean, just like I come in here. What's this retro garden motif you've got going? It's a bit stale, if you ask me how. How dare you? You know,

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At least I pick a motif and I stick with it. Not like you. I mean, grabbing after every fashion trend that comes down the pike. I mean, Jesus, I saw you in the Renaissance with the air filter around your neck and then with the leather pants

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with the Conquistadors and then that whole French aristocracy thing. I mean, last time I saw you in that guilt jacket Jesus Christ, You look like a fucking rocket. That's right. And a damn good one. Let me tell you, Michelangelo like that, like that. He painted it

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a few times. Yes. Yes, he sure did. He painted you out of it as well. Yeah, that was David. Well, he misnamed me. Of course, you could barely contain all your SMI Contain your smile. I mean, for Christ's sake. I mean, Jesus. Always grabbing after all

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these parts. I mean, yeah, yeah. I mean, and why shouldn't I have been? I mean, you're the one always got upset. I mean, I had to be the one who had to comfort you. I felt like I was breastfeeding, perhaps. I mean, I don't know what

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it is. Okay, fine. Fay Wray. You didn't get the role. Other casting parts. I mean, let's talk about the Mona Lisa. I don't think you would have been good for that. Anyway, I had to be there for you. And then, of course, Helen of Troy, she

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didn't get Helen. I had to be their comfort. I mean, I'm not a maternal person, and I had to be there. Helen of Troy was a dog. Let's just set that one down right now. I mean, Jesus Christ, the face that launched 1000 kennels. You know

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something? I can't believe we're arguing like this. I mean, we're supposed to be the first couple, and I think I think we should maybe come on. I think we should make up. So I see that little song I used to sing for you No. I think

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we ought to just eat the apple. All right? Mm, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Angels fell upon the common man This hand We are not here to deceive you. Mm. And then as the moonlight hit his face the pan he woke up and said I believe you two.

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And here is just a thing or two that I think about Oh, and I think of you I feel this way Love when I feel this way love Mm Mhm And J your common common girl Wow. Sometimes you call me when I'm pride ham I

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use my hands And we've got his red Our joy around us And love is just a word that I say out I feel that its way I think of you they love When I feel this way Love Mm, yeah, yeah Jesus

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man They're all blind is trying to do When they kick you down We've got to spread around Life is just a way, way And how big thing thing of you say Love what I feel This is Cupid reporting live Yeah, Looking for

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love Down on the front lines of the war between the sexes We're going to take a close look at the battle meeting some of the Warriors first had. And with me now is Judy a soldier of love. She's been on medical leave from the war after

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a bad wound. I believe it was an emotional wound. Am I right, Judy? Yeah, I got hurt pretty bad in the last battle, but I'm ready to do battle again. Judy, why don't you tell us a little something about yourself? Okay. Well, I like classical music,

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home cooked meals. I like movies, and I like to take long walks on the beach at sunset. Judy, what are you looking for in an opponent? Exactly. Well, I want somebody who likes those same things. I want somebody kind of strong. Somebody kind of have a

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sense of himself. All right, then, Judy, we'll see what we can do. Mark, we're going to do all that. We can try and find a worthy soldier for Judy. In the meantime, this is Cupid reporting. Live back to you. Well, I mean, he's a He's a

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pretty cute guy. Oh, tell me that's my Yeah, you know, it's creating an atmosphere here. I just feel like I'm really surrounded by love. Mark, we just want to tell you you are doing great. You are doing fantastic. There are women out there watching their into.

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You were going to make a quick phone call here to a friend of ours who's an expert at attracting women. He's an expert. He's even written a book about it. And we know him very well. Not in the biblical sense. Very few. Very, very, dear. Okay.

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Hello, Will, I will. Hey, what are you doing? Well, come on. Well, could you just stop? Just answer the telephone Second, honey, you're gonna hyperventilate. Take some deep breaths. Breathe. Will bring out. No, no, no. Well, we're misunderstanding me. Well, women, women. Did you throw away

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the counter, Robert? Remember that conversation we had about quality versus quantity? Quality willed, quality pleasing. The woman will remember that. Listen, honey, we want to ask. We have a friend here who needs a little bit of advice, and we want to ask you a couple questions.

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Maybe you can help them out a little bit, okay? Said you're so great at attracting women, maybe not necessarily satisfying them. Okay, But anyway, what we want to know will is. Do you have an opening line? Do you know to sort of, like, you know, make

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a connection with a woman? What's the line you use? Come here, bitch. Oh, okay. Well, thanks so much. You go back to what you're doing, okay? We'll talk about later. Well, I think we're on our own. Uh, sounds like Sounds like he needs some work. I

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really thought that he actually wisdom he could have been here tonight and benefited from what we're doing. I mean, this is the kind of experience I know what it's doing for me. I'll tell you that. This is a love and erotic experiences. Wilt is on. He'll

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be a purely erotic experience. Well, we're going to continue. We're going to continue with our next guests. And so let's just take a break and see what they've got to offer us in terms of love. Okay. Mhm. Mm hmm. Yeah.

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Mhm. You? Uh huh. All right. Yeah. And 14. 34. Uh huh. Mm hmm. Mhm. Okay. Uh

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huh. Yeah. Yeah. Finished. Juliette, I'm here. Hey, Julie. Mhm. Yeah, she's waiting for that line again. All right. All right. I'll give it to you. Jeez, the line she loves so much. Yeah. Soft. What? Like from yonder window breaks?

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It is the east, and Juliet is the sun of a gun. Thank you, bro. You know how much I love that line. You could have at least warned me you were going to be so so what row? So beautiful. Thank you, Rose. Hey, Julia. You pop

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in a good mood these days. He's alright. Why? Well, they're having a dance down to the senior center. And I was thinking maybe you could go with me. Rome in 40 years Has he ever let us go out together? No, but they're having a bingo tournament

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to Alright, Vast, continued Mark. And I'll ask him Hey, Dad. And can I go to a dance at the Senior center with Ro? Dad? Dad, You see? What did I tell you? Besides, since when do you dance? You're always complaining about your arthritis. This I found

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this a little bit down to the park to carry. Oh, well, you'll just have to dance with Rosalind. Hey, such a such a windbag! She she goes on and on about his son, the doctor. Hey, no way! No way. Hey, Julie, I got you something. You

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did. Why? Because I love you, Shane. A bubble A What is it? You see when you open it, right? All right, I'll toss it up to you. Okay? Come on. The road. Oh, since when the ground gets so far away. All right, try again. Row. All

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right. All right. Hey, hey. I just can't seem to get it up. Story of my life. Run! Wait, wait. Give me another chance. All right? I'll get it up, I swear. All right. All right, bro. You couldn't get it up if your life depended on it.

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I'm going inside. I'm going to watch Golden Girls. Oh, sure, Sure, sure. Leave. Uh, when I'm dead and gone, you wish you'd stay? Oh, row When you're dead and gone, I'll be gone with you. Oh, yeah. You think your papa let you? All right. So, listen,

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I'll see you tomorrow, OK? 9 p.m. Balcony. Right, Right, right. All right. I love you are okay. Mm. And I love you to Juliet. Come on. Wait. Yeah, yeah. Mm hmm. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. Oh! Oh, Bill Z, I'm so glad we're going to take

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this cruise. Yes, Mm. Have been so bored down here lately. I know, darling. Business has gotten too terribly easy, hasn't it? Really? The business of selling your soul has become as common as tying your shoe. You hardly have to work anymore. Yes, well, this cruise should

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be refreshing. Look, shuffleboard and polka dancing all day long. Sounds hellish. I love it. I or this one A different life insurance policy at every part. Oh, look at this one. There's an annoyingly little cruise director who makes sure that everyone has a fun all the

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time. We could force her to read her diary in front of the guests. Is it possible to be too cruel? Never. Oh, darling. Look at this one. A tour of modern war zones. Bosnia, Palestine, Israel, Beirut. That's your word. Oh, no. You Yes. Well, bloodshed is

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so exciting. I don't care as long as we get a cramped and noisy room. Don't worry, darling. I'll make sure we're snuggled between the boiler room and the generator. Oh, Bill C. You're too good to me. Can I get seasick? Tools? Anything you like, darling? Darling,

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I'm the luckiest woman in hell. Oh, Bill Z, I got you a little something for Valentine's. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Yeah. Surprise. Oh, kitty, I love it. I nod the flesh off myself while it was still alive. You should have heard it screaming. I

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I'll staple it to my wall. Thank you, darling. You're welcome, sweetheart. I got you a little something to give it to me now. There you are. Chocolate. Oh, my favorite. Mm. Blood filled. Mm. Wherever did you find these? There are special batch from Mrs Sees. Really?

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Actually there, Mrs C. Don't fill up. She's awfully rich. Happy Valentine's Day, darling. I love you. I love you too. Mhm. Uh huh. Mhm. Yeah. I will leave behind all of my clothes I wore Where now? Hey, I was with you. Mm. All I need's

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my will. Rubber boots and my Lippard jacket. Right. Mhm as I say Goodbye. Two Rubies arms Although my heart is breaking Mm. I will steal away out your blinds for soon you will be waking Mhm Morning night has washed your face and everything It's turning blue

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No, Hold on to your pillowcase. There's nothing I can do Yeah, mhm as I sing Goodbye. I say goodbye you'll find enough, soldier. And I swear to God, by Christmas time there'll be someone else to hold you. Yeah, the only thing I'm taking is Muska

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for your beloved. It's night repast, your Chester out drawers and you're busted Way, child, as I say. Good. I'll say goodbye. Say goodbye. Yeah. To bees. Yes. Mhm, Yeah. Mhm. I will steal away down your dark and call. And now 22. Morning.

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Oh, who's in fraid yards? Yeah, especially this bad. Damn ring boots. Someone put me on it. I'll never kiss our rips. Okay. Hello. Oh, that's nicely. Bye. Mhm. Wow. See? Goodbye. Mhm. Say goodbye. Two beef. Uh huh. Mhm. Well?

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Mm. Yeah. Mhm. Okay, Cupid here. Cupid here, back on the front lines, reporting live looking for love in all of the wrong places. We're still attempting to find a soldier to do battle with Judy. We'll wait. Here comes one

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now. Excuse me, sir. Hi. I'm Cupid, reporting live looking for lovers. And what is your name? I'm buddy. Buddy. What are you looking for in a woman? Well, actually, I'm not, you know. Look, you know QB, I've done three tours of duty, and if you can

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just leave me out of it. I mean, all I need is a six pack and a home game. Know what I mean? I'm happy. All right, then. I guess we won't be having any enemy engagement there. We'll have to keep looking. But wait here. Here comes

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someone else. Excuse me. Yes? Oh, you're Cupid? Yes. I am reporting live. Then you are. I'm Al. I was hoping to meet you. I hope you'd recruit me. Well, maybe we will tell me, Al, how do you feel about home cooked meals? Oh, I love them.

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I cook a lot and beaches. Great. Especially at sunset. You seem like a good prospect. We might just have a girl for you, Goody. Then we can get married and mother can move in with us. And then all three of us will be good friends. Oh,

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mother will be so happy. Never mind, Al. Thank you very much. Goodbye. We're going to continue looking, if we can, to find out where this Hello there. Yes. I'm Cupid reporting. Live high. And you are? My name's Dave and Dave. What do you do for a

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living? Well, I'm an architect. You know I'm building some revolutionary, low cost housing. It's gonna be really amazingly beautiful. It's going to be affordable. It's not gonna be housing. It's gonna be It's gonna be homes, homes for poor people. And do you like classical music and

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movies? Well, yeah, I love that. Sure. Then walks on the beach all the time. You're not afraid of sand or anything like that. Are you know, I'm not afraid of sand. No allergies or medical problems that might disqualify you from battle? No, I can't think of

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any wonderful. Do you know we're going to introduce you to Judy, Dave, and see if we don't have a match. In the meantime, this is Cupid reporting. Live Mark back to you. Well, that was he is an awful cute Cupid, isn't He's just terrific. Hey, and

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you know, this really is becoming one of the most memorable Valentine's days I've ever had. Really? I'm being moved from being touched. Feel surrounded by love. Mark, we have a little No, no, not a I can't believe I gave it to me to give to you.

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I mean, a memento. A memento from Aphrodite and Venus for a very memorable very memorable Valentine's Day. I'm really nervous. I am too, Frankly. God. Jesus. Uh oh, my God. It's a It's a love picture of the fog town family. This is right. Right over my

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mantel right next to right over your mantle, right over my mantel. As a matter of fact, thank you. Right near the mantle right below the mantelpiece. I think I'll put this. But this really this really is This is just a beautiful I'm I feel transformation happening

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right here as we speak as we speak. It's exciting how I see it, Mark. I see it in your eyes. Yeah, and it just feels so good body feeling about you. So let me ask you, What does it seem like to you? What's this whole evening

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shaping up, like in your in your opinion, You're the You're the authority energy, don't you, Venus? I'm really surprised how these mortals have so much trouble with love. Aphrodite ng. I think we need to spend a little bit more time down here. Well, you know, it's

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easy for you. I mean, this is Greek to us to see. Love is Greek to us. But that's easy because both of you are Greek or you are anyway your butt. So it's a little easier, you know? Yeah, we stretch that way. Mark, this is Cupid

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reporting live. We've introduced David, Mark. Excuse me, David, Judy and the enemies have engaged. It looks like the battle is going smoothly so far, with drinks and conversation. If I'm not mistaken, Judy has just cracked a joke. It appears to be a funny joke, and David's

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laughing. He comes back with a witty retort. Very funny. Brilliant work, Dave. Brilliant work. Now wait a minute. There's a slight moment where a Perry by By Dave He's avoiding a sensitive topic. It looks like Wait a minute. Judy's pressing. Wait. Yes, yes, Davis opening up.

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She sees an opening. He opens up. Yes, brilliant move. Brilliant move. But I sent some tension in the air, which she's using. Her hands or palms are out. Something's wrong. She's making a point. His eyes are rolling up into his head. He's turned his head. He's

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getting a little heated using hand gestures. She's she's maybe tearing. She's trying the old nose trick. Oh my goodness me! What a move! She's used the nose trick. She's She's holding her ground. He's using his fist. My goodness me. He's shaking her. Wait a minute. He

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should. Oh, and a slap to the face after a tow. She's trying to leave. Wait, She's He's got her in the my God! Look at that. It looks like they've both emerged victorious. My goodness, they may. Oh, my God. It's a groin push. Their foreheads are

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together. My goodness. They may have lost the battle, but they appear both to have somehow won the war. Mark, this is Cupid reporting. Live back to you. Mhm. Yeah. Good job, honey. Well, as you can see, things are really shaping up really well here for me

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on Valentine's Day, Mark. Yeah, we've We've given you our advice. We've given you our tests, and now it's time to put a little bit of goddess magic on you. Okay, I'm spelling on Mark. Okay, I'm in your hands. Just relax. Close your eyes. Just breathe. Loosen

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up and we want you to start visualizing Mark. Perfect woman. Visualize that woman breathing deeply. Some enchanted evening. You're gonna meet a stranger? Definitely. Mark, you're gonna meet a stranger across a crowded room across that room. you're going to see her and somehow you'll know. Definitely

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Nomar. You'll know. Even then I can feel that somehow you'll meet her. Definitely. Again and again and again and again and again, again and again and again. Feel it, Mark. Okay, Mom. Energy, Energy. Do you feel that woman coming into the love? Love, love, love. I

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think your thumbs are even growing up. They definitely. Oh, well, that doesn't work. Nothing will really tell you, babe, you're in trouble. If that one don't, I'm not in trouble. I feel fabulous. This is I think you two should do this for a living. Really? Yeah.

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Really Have a little business. I feel totally, totally taken care of, embraced and prepared. So all I can do is thank you. And it's been our pleasure, I guess, to use the line. I sure hope it's been as good for you is. It was for me.

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What do you mean before saying goodbye? For now, Let's thank Connie. And trouble will be appearing in those damn calla lilies at the Artful Circle Theatre. Now we'd like to have everyone here on stage to help sing this special song from all of us. at Fog

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Town Network to all of you. So Mark Aphrodite. Venus! Cupid! Come on up, everybody. Come on. Come on. Yes, the crew! The audience. Join us, please. I'll be ready. Take it away, Connie. Trauma and well, I When the moon hits your eye like every reached by

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that summer when the world seems to shy Like you have too much one that some more melds Well, ring a ling ting a ling a ling and we'll sink God help us Swell played Got gay Tarantella Uh huh And make you drool Just like pasta When

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you dance down the street With that your faith your when you're walking the three And you know you're not dreaming Sing me schools on me But you see back in Not fully that somebody That's a what? That's all right. That's some Mardi Gras, etc. Why do

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I do these things? Why do I do this? Because I love okay. Mm. Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. Mm. Yes. Mhm. Mhm. Right. Okay. Mhm.