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Okay, Albert. So the fire represents the therapist. You know the rapist. The therapist is saddest bringing his or her client to new levels of vulnerability. Check it out. Maybe it was because my mother used a rectal thermometer until I was 12. What do you think? I

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think it's great. I think the fire is going to work. I think it's a good thing I took the battery out of the smoke detector here in the studio. Me too. But I gotta ask you, Doesn't that hurt your throat? Not really. It just makes me

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a little thirsty. Actually, I should get a drink. Well, there's no time for that. The show is just about to start. I know. I'm really thirsty. Gotta get in our places. Okay? Alright. Places. Fuck over Frisco. Just like a blanket about far over. Frisco. Where can

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you be hiding my love? When I was far from the city And when the heat San Francisco It's time for a variety television with Bog Town Network. We're coming to you live from the resplendent Viacom studio on Folsom Street. Let's have a warm fog town. Welcome

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to our host. Star of stage, screen and magazine. The Man of 1000. Fred's Fred Adler. Mhm is Fred? Here Is Frederick. Where's Fred? Is Fred David Cameron. Have you seen Fred as anyone? Go check and see if Fred is in the hall or something.

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All right, Fred. Fred is Fred. Is Fred around? Is he around? You're supposed to be on. He's got okay. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jim Kirby. I've been asked to step in to tell you this shocking news. Fred Adler, the host of Fog Town Network, has

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disappeared at this time. We are mobilizing all our resources to locate him, and we hope to have him back soon. We have a wonderful evening of entertainment for you and we will be bringing you up to date information as we receive it. In fact, following our

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next act will take you to a live press conference. But first, let's start the show with the sirens due to to do Do, do, do do too do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do do do rescue me from the never ending

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dream I'm living Do you seem to need it? But you walk away well from my faction do? I don't need, you know, I don't know anything. I don't want you. Yeah, because you're just feeling that someone else has made it a way I can't take your

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everyday. I do. I do. I can't. I don't know. You just I can't take your talk. Yeah, Mhm. Not quite. All right. Please. Quietly only report that we can confirm at

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this time is that Fred Adler is, in fact missing. True that he got why Fred Adler left the studio. I'm afraid that I cannot confirm Mr Adler's reasons for leaving if any. Yes, but it's been treated. Yes. Has there been a missing persons report filed? Well,

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no, we have not. Finally missing persons report. Unfortunately, police insist that the person be missing 24 hours before a report is filed Time. Fred Adler has been missing for 8.5 minutes. Wait. What exactly are you saying? I cannot say at this time exactly what I'm saying.

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As I may say again, what I have said, uh, nicely, but that is all that. Okay, but good evening. And if you're just tuning in, our host, Fred Adler, has disappeared. We have with us in the studio. A professional police sketch artist. Matt Cutter. Matt. Thank

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you. We conducted a number of witness accounts and I've been able to compile a composite sketch of Fred Adler, which you see here. I've also done a second composite, which shows what Fred might look like. Shows what Fred might look like. A judge. The 20 the

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What is it? Six minutes that he's been gone. That's this one right here. And you say that these were conducted from witness accounts? That's correct. We interviewed a number of people as two friends, specific looks and special characteristics. And they did say he had a brick

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complexion. Yes, they definitely imply that Fred looked sort of British with triangle eyes. Well, it's a some relatively sophisticated software that we're using. Triangles were as close as we could come. I see. Well, ladies and gentlemen, take a close look at this sketch. And if you

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know the whereabouts of this man, Fred Adler, please call us at 1 800. Find him? Yes, Caller, He's there. He's right there. He's right there in front of you. Quit holding. Don't let him go. He's right there. Oh, I'm sorry. No, you see, this is just

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a picture of Fred Adler. I understand your confusion, but please, this is just a picture. If you have seen him, though, the real guy, please call us now. Yes. Call her. This is Fred's mother. Thank God you found him. I'll be right there, Freddy. Mommy's coming.

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I'm sorry, Mrs Adler. I understand your confusion. But you see, this is just a drawing of Fred. It's not really him. Please try to remember that. It's just a drawing. Yes. Call her. Yeah, I think I've seen Fred Adler. You have where? In my chimney. Well,

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actually, I think he is my chimney. I What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna hold my chimney here until you send someone over. Oh, I gotta go. Mhm. Thank you. Well, that's all the time we have for now. So, please, as we take one last look

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at our sketch, let's enjoy cake. Yeah, yes, yeah. Mhm. Yeah. Well, Jolene unlocked the thick breezeway door like she's done 100 times before Jolene smoothed her dark hair in the mirror. She

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folded the towel carefully and put it back in place. Yeah, I want to know you down too. bad. Mhm. Yeah. Now I want to cast your face inlet Oh, yeah, All right, well, but every time I pull you closer push my face into your hair cream,

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rinse and tobacco smoke Mhm, yeah, That's basically say is always always there Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Promise yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Jolene heard her father's uneven snores right? Then she knew there must be something more. Jolene heard the singing in the forests. She

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opened the door quietly and stepped into the night. Yeah, I want to throw you out into space. Mm, yeah, I You want to do whatever it takes Takes it takes Yeah, well, but every time I hold you closer push my face to your hair cream rinse

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and tobacco smoke That sickly set is always always there Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah right Yeah, yeah Mhm Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Just and mm mhm Mhm. Uh huh. Shit. That's

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what I like to think. That directory. Mhm. Uh huh. Mm hmm. Mm. Mhm. Mhm. Mm Mm mm. Mhm. Well, I'm happy to report that we've just obtained some new

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evidence on the Adler case we have here with us. Dr. Nancy Thorogood, a chemical reconstruction specialist from DuPont. Dr. Thorogood? Yes. Hello. Thank you. What have you found? Yes, well, we found this piece of gum outside a quickie mart, which we believe has been recently chewed

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by Fred Adler. His dental records match the current configuration of the gum, which we were able to simulate in our analytical gum contortion model. Provided by a generous grant from Wrigley's fascinating. Uhh. What else can you tell us, Doctor? Yes. Further research indicates that this gun

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was masticated for approximately 12.4 seconds, mostly with the right molars, and was expurgated just prior to Fred's driving away in a 1989 Ford Econoline minivan. White in color. Wow. You can tell all that from a piece of gum. Well, then tell us, Doctor, Where is Fred

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now? Whereas for now, it's hard to say. We don't know he could be anywhere. Well, then the search continues, but at least we know that Fred has had some nourishment. But now let's enjoy the violin fence. Uh huh. Yeah. Mhm. Uh

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huh. Mm. Uh huh. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mm. Uh huh. Mm. Mhm. Oh, yeah. All right. Oh,

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okay. Yeah. Mm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Mhm. Go. Fred Adler is still missing, but we do have a possible sighting. We go now to our Scottish correspondent, Cali. Makarkin?

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Mm hmm. This is cool. Lima Culkin reporting live for the fog town network. We're looking for Fred Adler. We don't know what is gone. So we've come here to Loch Ness where there's been a long history of Fred Adler's sightings. Most recently, Bridey and Pat Micmac

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claimed to have seen something that might have been Fred, could you tell us what you saw? Uh, we were standing right here. When we've seen him come out of the water. I do great humps and appointed thing. What looked like a head. And they were a

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goatee on it. I will. Definitely. Fred Adler. And there you have it. Was that Fred Adler or just another big fish back to you? Jim Kirby in the studio? Uh huh. Throughout this ordeal, ladies and gentlemen, we must remember that one woman has been suffering more

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than the rest of us. And that is Fred's mother. Mrs. Adler has joined us here in the studio to share her thoughts on this horrible crisis. Welcome, Mrs Hitler high. Fred was always such a good boy. He would do anything for you even need fire. He's

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not still doing that, is he? We don't know. I can't believe this. I thought this sort of thing that only happened when they were little. Mrs. Adler, do you know where he might be? Did you look in the women's lingerie section? And sometimes when he was

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lost, I would find him there. Lacey's? Oh, I just can't believe this. Why is it always me? Please try. And how long has he been gone? He's been gone 25 minutes, Please. We're always doing this to me. Everyone, please try to stay calm. We must remain

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calm in situations like these. Let's continue with our regular programming. With singer songwriter Richard Buckner followed by belly dancer Mandy Gorsha. Perhaps he wants a rectal thermometer. We're not sure. Mm Uh huh. Uh huh. The kitchen. Your world heard water in the back. And the phone

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call that she drives me. I'd given up on it like I was in late 22. All I'm done and overdue. My friends all burned around me in the smoke was full of you, but Let's stop here for a prayer for what happened there. Now let us

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have a beer for anyone who's still here. Blood didn't leave a letter. I just rode my baby's name on the mirror All steamed over with water heating and shame No hopes for a long time Listen, They'd had enough of me I found I'm hanging through the

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moon from the hooker oak tree Mhm Oh, when I was on the basis wrapped in my baby's town when the water let me and I lowered myself down Been drinking You can shake and you can dry a bitter tears But the fears to pass right through

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You will age you 15 years You can Some people I don't know you gotta I'm just the same And I say All I got was a phone call that never Hurricane the tower is lying And it didn't hurt so bad There was red smoke in the

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water and all the things we've had now now that I'm dead and gone So take me up and give me that Good I never should have lost Yeah uh huh, uh huh Uh, yeah, I was falling asleep. You see, It felt a little weak. I

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closed my eyes and thought of you as the phone without a ring. Mm mm. And Mm. Right. Mhm. Mhm. Yeah, Yeah. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. The workplace. No. Yeah. Mm. She's 23. Mhm.

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Uh huh. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Mm. Yeah, yeah. Mhm. Mm mm. Yeah. Okay. It's Yeah, Yeah. Mhm. Mhm. Yeah. No. Mhm. Mhm.

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Mm. Mhm. Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mhm. Mhm. Okay. Yeah. Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. Mhm. Mm hmm. Yeah. Mhm. Yeah, Yeah. Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. Uh huh. Right. Mhm. I told you. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Thank you. Mandy Gorsha. As the search continues for Fred Adler, we must consider the possibility that Fred has ended up somewhere very, very far away. We sent to our field correspondent, Dr Fawcett leaky to search for Fred in the depths of the jungle. Yeah. Then

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tars and grabbed Vine, then Tarzan swing. No, honey, the verb has got to agree with the subject. Mm. Read Tarzan. What? Got then Tarzan swing the verb tense. Makes no sense, honey. You'll have to rewrite it. Oh, Tarzan, Look what the cat dragged in. Mm. Oh,

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from publisher. How do men do me, Tarzan Tosin. And you're Jane. Surely you recognize us. I just didn't know that you were still alive. Please, Jane. World. Forget us, Jane helped Tarzan, Tarzan finish memoirs, then world. Remember us? Isn't he cute? The man can hardly speak

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in complete sentences, and he wants to write his memoirs. Make good story. Make Tarzan and Jane rich like good old days. Oh, Tarzan, lose teeth. Well, it was something in those days, I tell you. Of course. I was no slouch then either. Legs to here. All

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in book, man. Take your publisher. But I'm not from the publisher. I'm searching for Fred Adler. Yes, I've been tracking him for miles across this entire valley, hither and yon through the brush. Yes. I thought I caught his scent in a pile of yak dung right

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here. But I lost him with the River forks. But no matter how long it takes, I shall find him. How long have you been searching? 37 minutes. Mhm. Huh? It's been held. I have a picture of the elusive Fred Adler. Have you seen him Name Ring

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a bell. Adler Adler. No, I don't think we've seen him, but If we do, we'll tell him you're looking well, then I'm off. If it takes over an hour by God, I'll find him. As long as I have legs to stand hands and feet to crawl

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with. I shall not give up. Godspeed. Yeah. Mhm. Good. Now finish memoirs. Adler, Adler. Carson was that that fellow that cheetah brought by the other day? That monkeys always dating someone new? No. Cheetah. Bring Fabio. Yeah. Good work, Dr Leakey. Now, many of you may know

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that Fog Town network was once hosted by a man named Mark Caskey. In our effort to follow every viable lead, we cannot ignore the possibility that Mr Caskey may have some important information. We sent our rookie correspondent Clarice Starling to meet with him. Yeah. Yeah. Clarisse,

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We meet again. You're wearing Chanel number five? Yes. Which you applied 4.5 hours ago after your shower. Yeah, Okay. Bad. Yes. What is it that you want, Clarisse? We need your help, Mr Caskey. We've lost Fred Adler last Fred Adler. Well, you know what they say

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about show business being a dog eat dog world. Maybe he's simply been eaten alive. Maybe with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Please, Mr Caskey, we don't have time for your games. Alright, Clary's I'll help you. But then you must do something for me. Quid

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pro quo. All right, Just tell me what you know. Listen carefully, Clarice. Follow the thirst. That is what he's done. This man you seek, do you understand? Clarice? Follow the third. But Mr Casket. And now you must do something for me, Clarice. Good broke. Well, it's

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a small thing, really. It's been so long since I've hosted the show. I'm going to interview you. Yeah, Mhm. All right, Mr Caskey, I'm ready. So how long have you been a correspondent? About nine or 10 years. Really? That's wonderful. What do you hope to accomplish

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with this? What are your dreams? Greece? Well, you know, I'd really just like to keep working on creative projects. Wonderful. I think we have a clip from one of your most recent projects here, and we'll be taking a look at that right after this commercial break.

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We'll be back with Clarice Starling. Mm. And so, while we follow the thirst, please welcome Bruce Reinhardt. Oh, mhm. No, no. Mhm. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Mm, yeah. Mm. Mhm. Yeah. Okay.

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Mm. But in the end, Mhm. Bye, baby. Yeah, yeah. Mhm, Yeah. Mhm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm about that. Uh oh. Mhm. Okay, you better world. Welcome

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to House of Style. I'm Cindi Crawfish. Well, Fred Adler only just disappeared. And already it's making news on the runways. Fred was last seen in blue jeans, a white T shirt and a loose fitting over shirt. He pulled it together with sneakers and a fat buu

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goatee. Right. It's a look that can work equally well in or out of the studio fashion. Yes, it's the Fred Adler lost look. And this spring, it's hot, hot, hot. I'm Cindi Crawfish for houses style. Yet no matter what you will. But you I am not

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yourself off. Yeah, And it don't matter what You Yeah. Thank you, Cindy, For that light note we now have in the studio. A man who knows or may know something about Fred Adler's whereabouts. For the sake of his protection and anonymity, we will call him Josep.

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Joseph P. Tell us about yourself. Wow. Um, I started out in olive oil. I moved into other areas. Many of which became unionised. Uh, I don't think we have to get into the details. And how do you know Fred Adler? Well, you know San Francisco. It's

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a small town I've seen flat around the neighborhood. How long have you known that he was missing? Nothing. Fred is missing. Oh, I didn't know this. This is a terrible blow. Yeah. Have you heard from Fred in the last say, 40 to 45 minutes? That I

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cannot say. Well, what do you know about his disappearance? Listen, I'm not saying I know. I'm not saying I don't know. All I'm saying is that there were a few people that maybe wanted to have a conversation with him. Perhaps, um, there's a lot of new

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construction going on around here. I'd start my search there. I mean, maybe you find Jimmy Hoffa. Maybe you find flat as well. Well, thank you, Joseph P. What a helpful insight. We can only hope for the best. But now let's continue the entertainment with Alexis and

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Sara. Mm. Wait. Pepper in a shaker way. Baker. I'm sweet talker in the king. Never touched except by rainmaking rain. If you touched me good center the summer days are hot and blue. Mm. Mhm. I'm potatoes. Not yet

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mashed. I'm a check. That ain't been cash crashed. I'm a window with the blind. Can't see what goes on. Mind if you did? Good saver saw these winter nights or blue and cold. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, we have what could be a possible clue in the

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Adler case. Recent anthropological research conducted locally may shed some light on this matter. I am happy to introduce Jane Goodall. Jane. Hello. I'm Jane Goodall. Um, in my research for my book, Fred like me, I lived among Fred Adler in his natural habitat. Um, I do

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have a clip with me if you'd like to go to it. Yes, let's. Okay. All right. Um, no. When he used his advanced use of tools and the rather prehensile, um, if you will, uh, use of Well, look here, he's got a problem, and he doesn't

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just leave it at that. No. Now he's got using a tool, you see, to solve the problem. He tries one approach. He, uh he doesn't work. So what he does is he calls on his brain, and his evolutionary, uh, thing is and I found this very

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fascinating. He was totally engrossed with their He's done it. You see, That's evolution at work. Okay, Well, thank you, Jane. I'm sure that will lead to some very important discoveries. But now let's please welcome back the sweet sounds of the sirens. Oh,

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only one time will you see her walking into the rain A rain Never say us goodbye I always hope to see you one more time Oh, she will give you so much so much, so much It doesn't want to be over a dog To be a

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very mixed up The pieces His his walks into the rocks Let me walk into the right hair balm by tap on by help on file Hey, I love that knows you're going to see what she's been called to make assumptions

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about her fragile mind But you can't see through the rain And when you're with her I really there or somewhere else She could be so much You walk into the red. Is it better to cry out now than scream underwater when no one hears you? Anyway,

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I've got to walk in time enough to run into the faces of the dreams of often left behind. Is it better to cry out or scream underwater when no one uses? Anyway, I got to walk in time to running through the faces of the dreams about

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that bile. But by half on file, But the only Hey, hey, hey! Bye bye bye. Help! Help! A little bit. Yeah! Mhm Good. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being with us here on Fog Town Network. As we close, it is our profound ist regret

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that we have not been able to locate Fred Adler. We will continue the search, however, and hope to have him back for the next show. In the meantime, some of Fred's fans, colleagues, supporters have banded together out of love and sympathy. We're gonna go to them.

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But first, you might like to know a little bit about how a newscaster like myself can maintain through such a crisis as this. And I can only say that it is through a lot of training, and throughout my daily life, I tend to use as little

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facial muscles as I can. This allows me the type of flexibility to maintain all professionalism during the course of my work We're gonna go now. Two friends of Fred singing their song We're here for Fred. I'm Jim Kirby Mhm Every now and then we look into

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our hearts It seems we never say the words We don't know where to start But then someone we depend on disappears without a trace He's been gone for 15 minutes and we've looked most every place We're here for friends Where did you go? We're right behind

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you. And we just want you to know Mm. Ever since you disappeared, the world looks really weird without your friend. Yeah, Yeah, it's a tragedy. It's a crying shame We've lost you, dear friend Adler And we don't know who to black We prayed the prayer. We've

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never prayed in the silence of the chapel Whoa! What? Did you leave an hour ago to go and get some Snapple? We're here. Where did you go? We're right behind you. And we just want you to know that we know now that you've gone, you'd want

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us to carry on without you. Prayer. We're friends. Where did you go? We're right behind you. And we just want you to know that we know now that you got? You want us to carry on without your friend? Come back. Where did you go? We're right

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behind you. And we just want you to know we know now that you got you'd want us to carry on without your friend Fred. You've touched so many people in your life. But the D A is gonna drop all the charges were here for friends. Where

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did you go? We're right behind you. And we just want you to know that we know now that you know you want us to carry all without your friend. Come back, Fred. Where did you Where did you go? We know that you go. You'd want us

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to. There we are without you. Fred, we're here afraid. Where did you go? All right behind you. And we just want you to know that we know now that you've got lots to carry on without your friend. We're here for a friend. No, I don't want

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us to carry on everybody. Mhm.