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Yeah, yeah. Mm, mm hmm. Mhm. Mhm. What an enthusiastic familiar group. This is Good afternoon and welcome to the afternoon show. If you don't look collegiate today, maybe we could pull out of this is, it's like a block sweat. Should I

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back up This is it folks. The new thing for spring is first of all, it's called The Spectator Look, do you love it? But it's the oversized letter sweater. How many of you girls were these? Yes, I'm curious why you're wearing something that's fashionable in the

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spring in december. I just want to give you a little preview of what's coming. That's very nice. Also very nice. Today we have mary Crosby program, mary Crosby. If she has a heck of a career going for herself, she is the lady who shot JR and

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has done many things since we got to find out what life was like being the only daughter of bing Crosby and Catherine Crosby. And then along with mary, we have a special guest, We're not gonna tell you who it is either. You're also going to meet

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the author of a book about the very bizarre romance between Vicki morgan and Elle Alfred. I'm going to say Albert Albert, it's hard to talk, it's hard to this. Well, it's unbelievable, you know, he was the one that drooled and with the riding crop, You will

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remember that. So yes, the heads are shaking. Well, you're going to hear about that and many more bizarre actually. The author has also had an affair with Vicki morgan before she was married and you're going to meet that man a little later on. Well, our first

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guest is a talented actor though, he's a comedian and an incredible impressionist. You probably have seen him on the Tonight Show or David Letterman, he's toured with the likes of Rodney, Dangerfield, Sheena Easton and Andy Williams and he starred on last season's The Duck Factory on

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NBC, but currently he's starring and just released horror film. Once bitten co starring Lauren Hutton, Would you please welcome the multi talented jim Carey. Uh huh. Yes. Mhm. Yeah, please, where am I right there? Nice Loki jim. Hello Head. You

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know, you are a man of many talents, a comedian, a stand up comedian and impressionist, you make wonderful faces. We're going to see all of this in just a bit, but now you're really into acting in a big way. Did you haven't an idle when you

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were growing up an active that you really emulate? I loved I loved jimmy Stewart. And jimmy Stewart is the creamiest, creamy, creamy, creamy is my word for just great. I mean, that's the extent of it. The creamy jimmy Stewart, I think is the creamiest guy that

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I can think of. And jimmy Stewart is so magical you know he could he sees beauty in everything. You know a lot of people ask me and they say Mr dodge. How did your first mate harvey? And I tell him I said well one time me

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and my friend would without a couple of drinks and I held in Macau and I stuck him inside. Just just as I was about to turn around I heard a boy say hello Mr dodge. Well look at the lamppost and there was just six ft white

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robert just just sort of standing there. Stop. He said fred your friends seems to get a little too much to drink today. I said yeah you're right but you know you got me you got me a little bit of a disadvantage. You see you don't mind.

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I don't know you are. Well just said, he said to me he said, well what's what's your favorite? Well I said Harvard harsh. Always been my favorite name. Mhm. Then he said to me he said you know Mr doubts. It's a funny thing. It's my name

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just happens to be hard man. Well that's a damn story. I love you freaks me out lots of times when you have actors who have real characteristics like jimmy Stewart. I imagine like Jack Nicholson, you would like also funny I should mention him because Jack Nicholson,

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I love Jack Nicholson. You see, I've been thinking a lot lately, it might be a bummer, but there's my name. Jim Gary felt right to they uh I've been thinking a lot about nuclear war lately and I think it's an honor and if revelation is correct

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at all. But no, I think uh I think Jack Nicholson would would handle anything cool. You know, even even the nuclear flash, he'd be sitting there on his porch, do you think? Mhm Looks like the perfect weather for an ice cold beer and a good, I

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love guys like that. Like guys that have such a character like that, like, you know, like Bruce Dern is one of my favorite villains. You people know, Bruce Dern, Bruce Dern is too scary man to scare. I think you should run for president. We got a

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good guy in there. We need a bad guy. Okay, Bruce Dern. Yeah. Mhm Well now, real nice to be up so early in the day. Okay, real nice scared. I understand that you can make like just fate what you're doing wonderful, but just faces. Don't even

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have to say anything and you can do people like James Dean? James Dean. James Dean. This may get a little cool. So if it gets too cool, just keep control of yourself. And when anybody read it up here, dammit! Yeah, James Dean, I think this whole

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thing start for you. I mean I had heard like the second grade, you you're doing mimicking the musical instrument, Did I did the whole thing? Yeah, I was like, I was sitting there, I think it was third grade, actually second or third grade, I was sitting

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at the back of the classroom and of course, you know, they were playing this classical music and I was right into it and grade three, right? So I'm like just getting over the Partridge family and they're dishing this stuff out for me. I'm sitting there at

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the back of the classroom going, you know, like this type of thing. And the teacher said, okay, the classic line, if you want to do that, get it in front of you, do it in front of the whole class, that type of thing. So I got

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up there and I did this while and three stooges type dance, you know, and the teacher went wild and the kids went crazy. I was like a hero. She asked me to do it in the christmas assembly. I was like my first taste of being a

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headliner because because I got to come out on stage during the christmas assembly with santa claus outfit on and the rest of the class had to be the elves. No, we have to take a break, don't we? But as we go to break, would you do

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just do Jack palance for us? Jack Poets. Okay. I just do the face of jack palance. Jack palance sort of like a lizard type of person. Sorry Jack, you're watching. Thank you. Yeah, Fuck four carry after the cigarette by. Stay tuned, multi talented jim Carey with

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us this afternoon on the afternoon show. Do you love doing these impressions? Oh yeah, it's great. You know the greatest part about doing the impressions. You know, although I'm an actor and everything. I can go on stage every night and I love it because it's a,

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I can go out there and and never be, never be recognized for who I am. Yeah, I love that. Yeah. I mean to be able to, no people to go on stage every night and you know, not be myself and not. I love that. I'd love

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to be able to, oh, oh, I love to be able to leave my bed every night. You can ask oneself what's my special thing? So they only go to a party, let's say something that's ruined. She really, truly originally funny and then if everyone say, who's

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that supposed to be? You know that I don't have any identity problems or anything like that, you know, no problem with the identity. What do you think you'll be when this is all over? And the movies were all made? What do you think you're going to

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be when you really grow up? I think you're starting to get a little bit personal? No, I uhh I'll tell you what I want to really, my ideal old man for me and I really want to be an old guy. I want to, I want to

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be this great character, you know, with with big pants on in a pocket full of change. When a jingle that change kids hear it from miles around, they can run it. I'm gonna gather around me in a big huge circle. I pulled a quarter out of

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my pocket and I flick it to the get me a paper. And while they're fighting over that quarter I'll tell him about the old days, the old days of the afternoon show. I'll tell you kids. One time I was on the afternoon show and I was

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doing a bunch of bits, I had done some impressions, had a little bit of a nervous breakdown and then uh all the time I got a hankering to to hankering oh wow, I got a hankering to take my right shoe off, so I took it off

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and I placed it on the table right in front of him and ross. At first they looked at it questioning lee and then with great fear. Even greater fear. Oh yeah. Then they picked up the shoe. The bravest one of them picked up the shoe and

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I started barking at them because I wanted to fetch it. They threw the shoe. Mhm. Right. Mhm. You haven't talked about my clothes was we are your sartorial splendor is amazing. Why don't you stand up just for a second

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so we can show how you've dressed yourself or haven't dressed yourself. What is scary when he went to the airport and flew up here. He was wearing his clothes just like this. Yeah. Well this you see I travel in a lot of airports and for those

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of you who travel in airports of course you have to go through the screenings and this of course just makes it a lot easier on them. So I just offered in my pockets and I walked through. Is it comfortable wearing your pants inside out? It's totally

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creamy. Do you wear that word again? Do you remember the old days when you did that movie with Lauren Hutton? Once bitten? No. Yeah, no, I commercial. Yeah. That was a lot of fun. Lawrence. Great girl. Now is it true that you've had sexual fantasies about

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being involved with the vampire ever since you were a little boy. It's very true. Is that true? I started early. I don't know why, but it's like a little french blood in me I guess. But I used to yeah, I had all the monster models you

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see and and the Van Perilla thing came out. He was like a well, you know, it just drove me crazy. But that tunic she wore and stuff. So. Yeah, no, I mean that was the only one of my monster. I had all the models and that

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was the only one left with no paint on it. My parents left the room make a wish. Well the clip we have, is it your first meeting with Lauren Hutton who plays this is 100 year old vampire. This is just when she first takes me home

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and you're a teenage kid. Yeah, I'm a virgin stretch. But here's a little clip for once bitten, so to speak. I hope I told my mom wasn't watching that. Wasn't there a shower scene that you didn't find out about? Until you were just about ready to

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film the movie? You hesitated to do this. Yeah. This is the fear of I guess every actor probably is having to do something in the nude, in the booth. In the Yeah, I was totally freaked the night before, I'm like calling up my manager, you know,

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I'm calling them up going, are you going to show my I and uh you know, and he's phones the director and the director of phones the producer. And so they are calling me, They're all calling me. So the next day finally they told me that they

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were going to treat it very classy in a very classy way. And they really did. They really covered it up. You know, they put a string across there and covered everything and uh uhh no, but I went in there and it was so shocking because they

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had to use cold water because the hot water would steam up the camera lens. And of course the script supervisor who is a woman who's kind of attractive. Uh and you know, I'm trying to, you know, make some well anyway, No, but I mean I get

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in there and it's freezing cold water and you know what happens? We don't have to take a biology class to understand what happens here, you know? And so it was very embarrassing for what you did it. I did it. You did it. I did it. But

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that cold water really assured me that nothing would show, you know. Mhm. You certainly will stay with us. I hope the rest of the show. It was a little later. We're going to hear about one of the biggest sex scandals in the country. But first, we're

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gonna meet actress mary Crosby. Stay tuned.